Poet Laureates & Apparel Updates

Party People:

I sent out the first email re: this blog and holiday sweaters yesterday evening in what was probably the lamest and most boringly informative email ever. In passing along information about Sweaterland 2009, DC's poet laureate Kristen Riccard spread the information as only she can -- through verse:

Nothing Provides a Better Reason,

To get into the Mood of the Holiday Season...

Than Spotting a person in a Preposterous, Three-Demensional Christmas Sweater!!

Now, What Could Be Better??

You know the Type...

Several Santas and many a dangling Frosty Pipe..

Some lit up Rudolf Noses sticking out..

And the ever important jingling bells scattered about.

Throw on some oversized Snowman Earrings and a cotton Turtle Neck

And there wont be any Hall that Person Won't Deck!

Fully manifest with Poinsetta Iron Patches..

And Colorful Puffy Paint that Matches!

Well, This YEAR there Is Something Better:

25 DAYS of Lisa Kohl, in a CRAZY CHRISTMAS SWEATER!!

As a Great CHARITY PLOT

AND ALL IN BENEFIT OF "TOYS FOR TOTS!!!"

Yeah, what she said . . .